Always Thirsty I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me。 That's terrible! said the friend。
Got any pain? No, but I am always thirsty! 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？” “不疼，可是我总感到口渴。
” A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad。 Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。
一个有效的方法 爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？ 杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。 爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？ 杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。 A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot。
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot。 Kate: No, you haven't。 I've just dropped it。 凯特的礼物 凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？ 妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？ 凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。 凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。 The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street。 He was brought to the hospital。
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill。 I am afraid that he is dead。
said the doctor。 Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: I'm not dead。 I'm still alive。 Be quiet, said the wife。
the doctor knows better than you! 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。” 医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。” 听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。
” 妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。” Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning。 Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad。
But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 浪费还是节约 父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？ 杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？ Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling。
I haven't even touched your tooth yet。 Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为什么喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。 病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！ 希望帮到你啦~^_^。
