Goodmorning/afternoon!
Firstthingfirst,Igottasay,wow,it'sfunnythingtobegivenachancelikethat.Trurhbetold,IreallygotalittlebitnervousbeforeIstandrighthere,socalled'stagefright'.Ifyoulookspecificallyonme.
Youmayfindmyhandsshaking,prettyassemblestheguywhosufferedfromPakinson'sdisease,andlegswobbling,likeIcaughtso-calledballleg.Okay,let'sstopgoingaroundthebushandgetbacktomytopictoday.IreallyliketotalkafunnystoryIhavejustheard.AladycalledLucyemigratedtoUnitedStatesseveralyearsago.HerspokenEnglishisnotthatfluent.Andoneday,sheisjustsittingonthecouchwithhisU.SfriendsMandywatchingSit-Com.
AnoiseofbumphadtheattentionofMandy,whichledhertogooutofthehousetryingtofigureoutwhathadhappened.CanyouimaginethatMandygostraightoutwithmerelyasweater.SoLucyshoutedather,"Lucy,turnyourclotheson."
Whatsuprisedhermost,beyondherwildestimagination,isthatalmostallthemaleinthiscountrytooktheirheadoutofthewindow.Admittedly,Lucymadeamistakehere.ThewordspittedmeansMandyistotallynakedtothereasonthatmalelookedoutofthewindow.
Therightsentenceshallbe,"putyourclothingon."Thestoryinspiresyoutotakeacarefullookonthevastdifferencebetweeneasternandwesternculture.
That'sfullofit,thankyouforyourtime!